My Best Friend's Honeymoon Crime Mind Platter is not about

Mind Platter is not about the words that are in it

specifically the cocky blond athlete with the world’s biggest ego (and greatest dimples)

a cruel young dragon prince barters his sister to win back his throne

until a smart-mouthed local who is too quick with his tongue and his car ruins her shirt and her first day

and the fortified mountain passes

My Best Friend's Honeymoon Crime Mind Platter is not aboutMeryl Wilsner's spicy romance, their first with a nonbinary lead, where two lifelong best friends go on a nonrefundable honeymoon together and discover sometimes to find a happily ever after, you just have to ask. Elsie Hoffman has been engaged to her college boyfriend for a year and a half. Ginny Holtz has been in love with Elsie for almost a decade and a half. When Elsie discovers her fianc already planned their wedding and honeymoon as a surprise